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Top ten excuses to give your wife/girlfriend in order to go ride

 
wolf1 wolf1
Addict | Posts: 2244 | Joined: 11/07
Posted: 04/13/09
07:02 PM

10: honey i just need some "me" time (like this ever works without serious psychological discussions that leave you getting in touch with your feminine side)

9: Honey, i really need to test the suspension

8: I thought i'd let you get some "Girl time" with your friends
(sometimes this one works)

7: John is going and if he breaks down he'll need a haul out, what if he gets hurt??  ( secretly knowing if he bounced his spleen off a double you'd laugh your head off)

6: "we" spent so much on it, i want to be sure "we" get "our" moneys' worth.

5: If i don't ride it the carburetor will gum up and cost us money in repairs.

4: The tires need to turn to keep the air in them. ( this one has actually worked in the past)

3: I thought you wanted some time to yourself?!? (usually this one works)

2: there wont be any females there....

1: Honey, I need to break it in before the warranty runs out!!
( usually you can milk this one for a while)


Hey everyone, add some of your own!!! MAYBE if we get enough good ones atvrider will put them in the magazine.... if so hide the magazine from your girlfriend/wife
you DO NOT want her to see it!!!  
Keep it RUBBER SIDE DOWN!!

 
blackheart0 blackheart0
New User | Posts: 22 | Joined: 04/09
Posted: 05/02/09
07:13 PM

there is something wrong and i can't put my finger on it ( this is where you put in the parts you've deen haveing problem with) , i'll just ride for a little while to see if i can find out what it is .  

 
Michealwall Michealwall
User | Posts: 134 | Joined: 05/09
Posted: 05/13/09
06:41 PM

I have To dial it in Spark Plug Test. My wife is right on board with that one  
Heres my toys
YFZ450 "06" jet kit, zip tie mod, cam mod, sold
Raptor 350 "06" stock, sold
Predator 90 "06" stock, sold

 
EagleRiverDee EagleRiverDee
New User | Posts: 2 | Joined: 05/09
Posted: 05/14/09
04:13 PM

Try "My buddy (insert name here) is having problems and needs to talk."

Make sure it's another guy though!  

 
wolf1 wolf1
Addict | Posts: 2244 | Joined: 11/07
Posted: 08/05/09
07:01 AM

lol, um....yeah that would be a really good idea!!!

keep em coming!!!  
Keep it RUBBER SIDE DOWN!!

 
FmxLevi FmxLevi
Enthusiast | Posts: 403 | Joined: 11/08
Posted: 08/13/09
10:53 AM

baby, you know i love you. but i love my four wheeler more.  XD lol this deffinetly will allow you to go riding, but dont expect to come home!  
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2005 honda trx450 golden west graphics, hot cam, high compression piston, hmf exhaust, nerf bars,works shocks, golden west seat cover, one industries bars, and more

 
FmxLevi FmxLevi
Enthusiast | Posts: 403 | Joined: 11/08
Posted: 08/13/09
03:05 PM

fortunetly i am blessed with a girlfriend who loves to rid as much as me. the only time she gets mad is when i leave her little bayou in the dust  
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2005 honda trx450 golden west graphics, hot cam, high compression piston, hmf exhaust, nerf bars,works shocks, golden west seat cover, one industries bars, and more

 

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