typically its called bench racing when you talk about your racing past highs...but in mikes case it's a couch. i'm sure he's laying on the couch brushing the cheetos dust off of his shirt looking at the TV over the hump that is his stomach. Keep workin out bubba. And Thad...... you sure the wife is going to let you out of the house???  

Alright, when you guys are done playing in the kiddie pool, come out to So Cal so we can have Round 2: ATVR Editor MX Race.  I'll be waiting.

-Ray  

One of us should wear a helmet cam to show some of the action from the track. The question is who should wear it. It would have to be one of you two because the only action I will be seeing from the front is lap traffic.

As for my big belly, I have invested a lot of cheeseburgers to gain this added traction it and it helps to keep the front end down.  

getting these guys on Glen Helen after a nice long day of motos should surely cure the trash talking from the two back woods buddies  

i think the polaris might be too slow for the camera to catch anything but a once a lap pass of the other two.

No worries thad, i think you can take that ktm.

any extra parts you need?
i have a nos system you can strap on that thing just so it's not by a nose, and you can really leave a lap or two behind.

nothin' says spankin' like being able to sit at the finish line and see first hand who came in second.


and of course i expect a full list of parts that had to be replaced on the polaris before it's first lap.

lol  

Hey, Where's my banjo?  

No worries, your banjo is in the back of my truck with my bow and arrow. All were missing is Eli and a pack of Twinkies to lure him to the starting line.

Update. It looks like I may be riding the Outlaw 525 rather than the 450.  

oh i get it, more cc's than the others so your chances are better.....
we understand.

but don't forget it's still a polaris, you'd better go ahead and replace the stator, cdi, coil, squirrel and wheel, and baling wire just so you have a better chance at it completing the first lap.  

Thad and Eli couldn't beat their way out of a paper sack. How could anyone expect them to beat me accross the finish or better yet even finish the race.  

update--- Looks like i'll be riding the LTR 450. Thats fine with me. I like the wider bikes anyways. Too bad Newsom's wife wouldnt let him out of the cage this last weekend. I wanted to see him wallow around in the mud like a pig. "squeal like a pig boy!"  

The clock is ticking, the GNCC is Saturday and I can't wait!

I'd like to hear some predictions from the guys and gals reading this post.  

Dude! Wheres my goggles?

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Looks like Newsome found the googles and the fastest line in the woods. Has anyone surfaced with Eli and Josey yet?