Here is a chance for you to goof on Brian Purtymun AND win a FREE drill!  How much do we then charge for shipping and handling?  Zero!  Go to the homepage to see a photo of the drill and get the details on the contest - it ends Friday, October 13, 2006, and the goal is to be the one to write the funniest caption to the photo you see below in this post. 

You are not making a caption for the photo of the Joe Neric holding the drill, you are making a caption for the photo below.  This is Bryan Purtymun and the lovely Sheri during a recent ATV Rider photo shoot. 

So have some fun and try to win a cool drill.  

Beauty and the Beast  

all men shall sacrifice there tools to me!!!  

Um, Take the photo already! This dude's staring at me!  

I can't believe we don't have a que of wisecracks about the "rough" job Purtymun has here, picking up sockets next to a hot model. Come on, send them in - no one wants free stuff?

B

sorry sheri !

i dropped my nuts !

bryan everytime i come into the shop

you drop your tools !

now that someone gave away my cordless tool

your going to do all the drilling around here !

If i pick up my parts and clean the garage can i go riding PLEASE

Now are you certain that wand will fix this?  By the way, are you free tonight?  I have a TV at home that I also dropped.  

Brian Purtymun, How many times do I have to tell you to pick up your nuts?

Sorry Sheri!!

Clammerin' Nuts-a-clutter batman. Is that our long term Test Model?  

Thanks for playing, everyone.  You have until midnight tonight (October 13th) to get your submissions in, then we'll let the sultan of sarcasm Pete Peterson pick a winner and the Great Neck 18V drill is headed to that person's house.  But stay tuned because we have another giveaway planned soon, and we'll have multiple winners.  The swag is piling up at the office and we're letting you, our readers, have it.  And in case you were wondering, Sheri is even prettier in person.

BP

Okay, guys, we have a winner. 

gaatvr's, "Clammerin' Nuts-a-clutter batman. Is that our long term Test Model?"

gaatvr, send me an e-mail through this site with your mailing address and I will get the drill sent out to you. 

Thank you to all who played, and as Brian Purtyun said in the post above, stay tuned to the site because we have a lot more goodies we're going to be giving away very soon. 

The 18V drill is packed up and headed to gaatvr's house tomorrow.